I've lived in my duplex for eight months, and I've never seen my crazy neighbor lady. Since boyfriend lived here for three years before I did he's seen her several times, but I've only heard stories... until yesterday.
I walked out the door on my way to class, and there she was. Sitting on her front steps with a cardboard box that was about three feet tall. It appeared that she was pulling leaves out from under the bushes. A little strange, gardening with a cardboard box. I also didn't realize she cared that much about the appearance of the yard since I've never seen her outside and they let their dog roam around all over (including our yard) without cleaning up after it. However, the way she stopped working to watch me as I walked across my front lawn to my car was a little unsettling.
My second encounter with crazy neighbor lady occurred later that night. Boyfriend got the brunt of the exposure, I merely heard snippets of the conversation from inside. Apparently she has been experiencing paranormal activity since moving in, and wanted to compare notes with someone. My favorite was when she said she hears noises late at night like a mother going to comfort a crying baby, or like children playing outside. "Kids shouldn't be outside at night like that." While that may be true, boyfriend and I definitely do not have children, so I don't know why she thinks we care about children being outside.
I just hope this paranormal activity convinces her, her creepy shirtless husband, and their annoying dog to move somewhere else.
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